• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

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if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion


(Source: communistbakery, via setfirestofeeljoy)

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hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via trust)

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if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

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